Carnforth RUFC

Tampax Factory

Chorus:
We're the boys who work in the Tampax factory
Shout your orders loud and clear
We've got small ones, medium, family size and large
We can always get a sanny to fit your fanny
When the end of the month comes around.

You can tell by the smell that she isn't very well
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the stress that her minge is one big mess,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the hum that she'll take it up the bum,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the taste that it isn't salmon paste,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the string that she'll take it up the ring,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the flood that her piss is mixed with blood,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the look that you ain't gonna get a fuck,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the moaning that she's pissing haemoglobin,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the smiles that you're gonna give her piles,
When the end of the month comes along.

You can tell by the colour that she shares them with her mother,
When the end of the month comes along.