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Syphilis (Sung to yesterday by J.Lennon)
Syphilis,
It all started with a little kiss
Now if hurts me when I take a piss,
Oh I believe in syphilis
Gonohorea
I only shoved the damn thing up her rear
Now my urine is no longer clear
Oh I believe in gonohorea
HIV
My boyfriend was only buggering me
When his Condom went Pop
Inside of me
Oh I believe in HIV
Leprosy
I`m not half the man I used to be
Pieces keep on falling off of me
Oh I believe in leprosy
Leprosy
It makes oral sex quite hard for me
Girls can suck me off quite literally
Oh I believe in leprosy
The Clap
I only stuck the damn thing in her lap
Now I feel razor blades whenever I crap
Oh I believe in the clap
Birth Control
It`s the only way to save your soul
when your coming up your girlfriends hole
Oh I believe in birth control
Suddenly
There`s a shotgun hanging over me
It`s an unexpected pregnancy
Oh I believe in birth control
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